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Роза `Гренд Могул` Яхта `Алиса` Лесное озеро Музей `Пирогово` Белочка
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Anecdotes

20 random anecdotes from the collection

The Announcement in institute table:


"Students! Do Not throw the chops and hot dogs on floor, three pawls have already died".
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Date: 05-05-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Dinning-room

Approaches the student to timetable and thinks:


1 course: "How much subjects! Much shall know!"
2 courses: "How much subjects! Shall, probably, tire!"
3 courses: "How much subjects! What walk?"
4 courses: "How much subjects! On what go?"
5 courses: Sees that timetables no, and asks: "But that, session already was?"
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Date: 05-05-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: On change

S(С) - sleepy;


T(Т) - theoretically;
U(У) - clever;
D(Д) - a child;
E(Е) - naturally;
N(Н) - not wanting;
T(Т) - toils.
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Date: 05-05-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Other

Exam at the university.


Included teacher:
Question for "5", what's my name?
Silence.
- The question is "4", what do we give?
Silence.
- The question is "3", what color is the textbook?
Voice from the back of the desk:
- In the wall, the bastard!
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Date: 05-05-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Session

Professor to histories, explaining student,

as ideal of the beauty is changed since time, has brought following example:
- Miss America 1921 was a metre sixty growings and weighed seventy three kilograms. As you think, won she on contest of the beauty today?
- Hardly, - has said one of the student, - too uzh she aging.
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Date: 05-05-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Lectures

Beside student two holidays

- a New Year and each day!
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Date: 05-05-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Other

Please, do not banish the student from Harvard.

Give him before learn. But that they afterwards Windows do.
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Date: 05-05-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Other

The Ukrainian student writes home parent:


"Left the fat. How are you, ma!"
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Date: 01-02-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Parents

DOS programmer in ZAGS quizzical asks:

"But that, name child can be longer 8 letters?"
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Date: 28-12-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Computer and children

- A Pope(pa), what is a happiness?


- Yes here is, sonny, has sold I its Pentium II 450 and has bought Amigu!
- And has understood, what is a happiness?
- Yes, sonny! But was already late...
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Date: 25-12-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Computer and children

The Moniker

- not that you have thought, but computer mouse!
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Date: 20-12-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Iron

The Small boy approaches to father and asks:


- Word address to write with one letter "s" or with two?
the Father, conceived... - know the sonny, write better URL and go to bed!
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Date: 17-12-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Computer and children

If envy computer,

twitch the cord, press glass.
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Date: 11-12-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Iron

Comes the bearded pope(pa)-fido home and looks the greater eye on son,

who on his(its) computer puts Windows 2000. The Pope(pa) sorrowfully mumbles under nose: "Where, well where I not so became to bring up you, sonny?"
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Date: 27-11-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Computer and children

Referencing the company Microsoft to user:


In connection with small technical problem, relicked the operating system "Windows 2000" is postponed on the first-quarter 1901.
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Date: 24-11-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Microsoft

The Question:

"Possible message "Program has executed the inadmissible operation.... address to developer" consider official call in USA?
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Date: 16-11-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Microsoft

The Son computer came to the first class.

The Tutoress on entrance occupation asks:
- Children anyone know the alphabet?!
the Son computer lifts the hand:
- I know - Й, Ц, У, К, Е, Н...
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Date: 12-11-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Computer and children

The Bill Geyts was in the childhood stubborn and did all on the contrary.

When mother of the helm by his(its) porridge, she spoke:
- Eshi porridge, then will become big and hard. But Ticket porridge did not love...
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Date: 23-10-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Computer and children

- A Ma, but, ma...

But truth that after deinstallation of the program are copied in computer, which cost(stand)s on the sky and never hangs?
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Date: 20-10-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Computer and children

At their own 20 years he knew 9 operating systems.


And nor one women(woman)...
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Date: 20-10-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Programmers