20 random anecdotes from the collection
The Announcement in institute table:
"Students! Do Not throw the chops and hot dogs on floor, three pawls have already died".
Approaches the student to timetable and thinks:
1 course: "How much subjects! Much shall know!"
2 courses: "How much subjects! Shall, probably, tire!"
3 courses: "How much subjects! What walk?"
4 courses: "How much subjects! On what go?"
5 courses: Sees that timetables no, and asks: "But that, session already was?"
S(С) - sleepy;
T(Т) - theoretically;
U(У) - clever;
D(Д) - a child;
E(Е) - naturally;
N(Н) - not wanting;
T(Т) - toils.
Exam at the university.
Question for "5", what's my name?
- The question is "4", what do we give?
- The question is "3", what color is the textbook?
Voice from the back of the desk:
- In the wall, the bastard!
Professor to histories, explaining student,as ideal of the beauty is changed since time, has brought following example:
- Miss America 1921 was a metre sixty growings and weighed seventy three kilograms. As you think, won she on contest of the beauty today?
- Hardly, - has said one of the student, - too uzh she aging.
Beside student two holidays- a New Year and each day!
Please, do not banish the student from Harvard.Give him before learn. But that they afterwards Windows do.
The Ukrainian student writes home parent:
"Left the fat. How are you, ma!"
DOS programmer in ZAGS quizzical asks:"But that, name child can be longer 8 letters?"
- A Pope(pa), what is a happiness?
- Yes here is, sonny, has sold I its Pentium II 450 and has bought Amigu!
- And has understood, what is a happiness?
- Yes, sonny! But was already late...
The Moniker- not that you have thought, but computer mouse!
The Small boy approaches to father and asks:
- Word address to write with one letter "s" or with two?
the Father, conceived... - know the sonny, write better URL and go to bed!
If envy computer,twitch the cord, press glass.
Comes the bearded pope(pa)-fido home and looks the greater eye on son,who on his(its) computer puts Windows 2000. The Pope(pa) sorrowfully mumbles under nose: "Where, well where I not so became to bring up you, sonny?"
Referencing the company Microsoft to user:
In connection with small technical problem, relicked the operating system "Windows 2000" is postponed on the first-quarter 1901.
The Question:"Possible message "Program has executed the inadmissible operation.... address to developer" consider official call in USA?
The Son computer came to the first class.The Tutoress on entrance occupation asks:
- Children anyone know the alphabet?!
the Son computer lifts the hand:
- I know - Й, Ц, У, К, Е, Н...
The Bill Geyts was in the childhood stubborn and did all on the contrary.When mother of the helm by his(its) porridge, she spoke:
- Eshi porridge, then will become big and hard. But Ticket porridge did not love...
- A Ma, but, ma...But truth that after deinstallation of the program are copied in computer, which cost(stand)s on the sky and never hangs?
At their own 20 years he knew 9 operating systems.
And nor one women(woman)...