20 random anecdotes from the collection
Questioning is Conducted amongst student of the different countries.Who for how much can learn the japanese language? The First have asked the american. That on computer to consider and speaks:
-One year and eight months.
Have Asked the frenchman, that run down in library, has examined there catalogues and has promised to learn for year.
The Following in list went the russian student. Have Found him(it) in smoke, assigned its vital question. The Student:
-But methods there is?
Give him methods, he her(it) at moment proturned the pages of:
-Presently smoke, go to deliver.
The Teacher writes the formulas on board, suddenly him in back someone with back rows throws the axe.The Teacher, extend the axe from back and throwing him(it) in floor:
- Well I spoke, to whom uninteresting - do not come!
If You give good formation,this does not signify that You his(its) have got!
On exam professor resents:
- Possible so nothing not to know?!
- Forgive, professor, I thought that exam tomorrow!
Professor to histories, explaining student,as ideal of the beauty is changed since time, has brought following example:
- Miss America 1921 was a metre sixty growings and weighed seventy three kilograms. As you think, won she on contest of the beauty today?
- Hardly, - has said one of the student, - too uzh she aging.
Beside student two holidays- a New Year and each day!
On entrance exam. Professor:
- You, three, stop to send to each other notes!
- Not notes, this we in preference play.
- Well, then excuse me.
The Policeman stops the student and ask the documents to present.
- So, do not work, signifies...
- Yes, do not work.
- So, money state to eat, signifies...
- Yes, eat.
- So, students we, signifies...
- No, excuse me, student only I.
On lesson of the classical literature. The Tutoress:
- Who can ppivesti example of the language, on which nobody today does not speak, but which is a foundation dpugih languages?
Got acquainted internet with girl, have walked, he and asks:
- As it were us be else met?
She him on paper telephone has written and has left. He looks at paper: "On ICQ does not similar... On IP too..." As well as did not take place the love...
The Girl - a programmer goes to tram, reads the book.The Old woman looks at girl, looks at book, is baptized and dread dashes out on the following stop.
the Girl read the book "Language of the Hell".
The Small boy approaches to father and asks:
- Word address to write with one letter "s" or with two?
the Father, conceived... - know the sonny, write better URL and go to bed!
The American school for gifted children, 1970, lesson of the informatics...
- But now, babes, what program you wanted to write, when subgrow? Here is you, Peter?
- I have written such steep utility, which quickly so cured winchester from error!
- Good lad, Peter! But you, Eugene?
- But I have done such program, which quickly and without error compressed the files!
- Clever person, Eugene! But you, Bill, what keep quiet?
- Well, nothing-nothing! ... Will you all quickly, will you without error...
Comes one programmer to the other:
- listen;hear, sing, me generator casual number needs.
- Vinni, Vinni, us Owl ten dollars has sent!Eight - you and eight - me!
- Wait, Pig's snout, as this can be? After all dollars whole ten?
- А in than problem? I even on Pascal has checked:
If $8 + $8 = $10 then writeln('Все faithfully!');
Так that you what want, but I their own eight dollars has already spent.
The Father-programmer looks the school copy-book of the son.
- Nothing do not understand, why dyad, after all is here written - "Class work"?
- Wake good to call please Vanyu.
- Vani no, he has abandoned this world.
- He that moderate;temper?
- No, to internonbeside was connected.
Home idyllic in family of the programmer.The Pope(pa) looks the television set. The Son leaves because of computer and asks:
- Pope(pa), but that means "Format drive C: completed" ?
- Not with verb to write together or apart?
- Through gap!
On street cost(stand)s the small boy and aloud weeping.Approaches to him policeman:
- What weeping, tot?
- I got lo-o-ost...
- But the address its know?
- Ye-e-es. asf. fghi. lpo. net! ..
- zh where? But although name its know?