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Роза `Гренд Могул` Яхта `Алиса` Лесное озеро Музей `Пирогово` Белочка
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Anecdotes

20 random anecdotes from the collection

On exam rightfully.


- A Professor, by the way, pony is my property, but you her(its) have withdrawn without observance corresponding to процессуально-legal procedure!
- Eh, young person! I teacher, rather then policeman. Can Not I, really, beat you on bud before that what withdrew the pony!
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Date: 05-05-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Session

The Night before exam. The telephone call раздается In apartment of the professor.


Annoyed sleepy-eyed voice:
- Yes!
- That, sleep, infect?
-?!
- But we teach.
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Date: 05-05-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Teachers

On exam student does not know the answer nor on one question.


Lost patience professor begins to holler:
- Yes after all you ass! (Address to one of the assistent) Bring me, please, armload network!
Student:
- But me cup coffee, please.
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Date: 05-05-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Session

Exam at the university.


Included teacher:
Question for "5", what's my name?
Silence.
- The question is "4", what do we give?
Silence.
- The question is "3", what color is the textbook?
Voice from the back of the desk:
- In the wall, the bastard!
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Date: 05-05-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Session

Teacher student:


- You were in armies?
Student:
- No, but that?
Teacher:
- Yes so, can make.
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Date: 05-05-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Session

The Help to slim down!

Undertake your dinners and suppers. The Student Petrov.
Date: 05-05-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Dinning-room

Hа wall in student table:


- Has Eaten - give second!
Date: 01-05-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Dinning-room

- A Best way to becalm the woman, when she in hysterics,

- explains the psychiatrist on lectures student, - kiss her(it).
The Question from common-room:
- Say the professor, but as more simply bring her(it) before hysterics?
Date: 08-02-2005   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Lectures

DOS programmer in ZAGS quizzical asks:

"But that, name child can be longer 8 letters?"
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Date: 28-12-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Computer and children

The Brother brother: - a Stake vertebra parent!


Kolya bewilderring: - As I him ring;phone?! Beside them modem no!
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Date: 24-12-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Computer and children

The Girl - a programmer goes to tram, reads the book.

The Old woman looks at girl, looks at book, is baptized and dread dashes out on the following stop.
the Girl read the book "Language of the Hell".
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Date: 21-12-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Programmers

Programmer reads the son a fairy tale:


- And became the oldster to clique the goldfish...
- a Pope(pa), but why he cliqued the fish?
- Since mouse then was not yet.
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Date: 13-12-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Computer and children

The American school for gifted children, 1970, lesson of the informatics...


- But now, babes, what program you wanted to write, when subgrow? Here is you, Peter?
- I have written such steep utility, which quickly so cured winchester from error!
- Good lad, Peter! But you, Eugene?
- But I have done such program, which quickly and without error compressed the files!
- Clever person, Eugene! But you, Bill, what keep quiet?
- Well, nothing-nothing! ... Will you all quickly, will you without error...
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Date: 10-12-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Computer and children

The Announcement in Internet:

Verse winchester. The Hard disks not to offer!
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Date: 27-11-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Iron

The Programmer with wife went to supermarket.

Having Done all necessary bulk purchase, they left on street, and wife has said:
- Flock here and see in both for these ten bags while I similar and search for the taxi.
When wife returned, that has seen the freaked out husband, moving bags with place on place.
the Programmer:
- You has said that here ten bags, but I considered only 9!
the Wife:
- But their was ten!
the Programmer:
- No, let's together to consider: 0, 1, 2, 3......
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Date: 22-11-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Programmers

Vovochka has been late in school and speaks the tutoress:


- Helped the grandmother to move to the following level!
Date: 16-11-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Computer and children

- A Pope(pa), pope(pa)!

But what is a "Format C: complete"?
Date: 28-10-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Computer and children

The Programmer communicates with person:


- In progress! Five years back sat on "Sinkler", now sit on Pentium, but that will else be in five years? Simply fig!
- But that will? Change you in five years on some fig else. Only when will change, see in mirror on its back, on imprint of the keys. Here is then fig!
Date: 26-10-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Programmers

- Beside my grandmothers is hitherto kept Gospel 1804 publishing!


- Uh you! Probably, else on five inch diskettes?
Date: 23-10-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Computer and children

He had a difficult childhood,

he was brought up without parents, one, in Internet
Date: 18-10-2004   Author: Admin   Under-rubric: Computer and children